Redneck Styles That Rock
July 13, 2009 by Daryl Lee · Leave a Comment
Frosted Pink Lipstick: Day or night, youll always look wet n wild. Plus, the frosted lipstick lasts the longest. You can eat a whole hoagy and that stuff will still be on.
Sexy Nail Art: Getting huge fake nails and covering them with rhinestones and little butterflies is a redneck essential.
Ripped Jeans: Everyone has seen those oh so trendy designer ripped jeans but a true redneck will have at at least 5 out of 6 jeans that are authentically ripped from various sorts of rough housing. Keep that one pair for special occasions.
Wife Beater: This almost see through tank top has many practical functions. It goes well with just about anything you can think of, it allows for easy BO ventilation, hides stains easily and above all is very very sexy.
Bleached Hair With Dark Roots: High fashion, low maintenance. HAWT.
Mustaches: Just saving a snack for later! So says Jeb (the owner of the local Diner ‘Jebs Diner”) about the food bits in his staggeringly beautiful mustache.
Tan: Rednecks dont have to pay per tanning bed session. They get relaxation and nice color for free.
Braids: Rows, pigtails, fishtails, or french braids take care of that messy hair all day long so you never need to worry about it. Just go to your rubber band drawer and you’re set.
Heavy Eyeliner: Make-up you can scrape off in gobs will never go out of style as long as there are self-conscious women around.
Mullets: Last and best of course. The Multilayer locks always, always, always will hold a prime place in the admiration of the world. To achieve the mullet is to achieve an architectural triumph with your hair”akin to the awesomeness that is a mobile home.
The Best White Trash Styles
Frosted Pink Lipstick: Day or night, youll always look wet n wild. Plus, the frosted lipstick lasts the longest. You can eat a whole hoagy and that stuff will still be on.
Nail Art: Fake nails with intricate designs are a redneck must. Extra points for rockin out your tips out with rhinestones.
True Ripped Jeans: Rednecks mock those who have to buy the fake, designer worn/ripped jeans because they have an endless supply of truly haggard jeans from all sorts of tough activities.
Wife Beater: This almost see through tank top has many practical functions. It goes well with just about anything you can think of, it allows for easy BO ventilation, hides stains easily and above all is very very sexy.
Dyed Blonde Hair with Dark Roots: How can you not be attracted to the audacious apathy associated with this daring and oh so sexy hair style?
Mustaches: Just saving a snack for later! So says Jeb (the owner of the local Diner ‘Jebs Diner”) about the food bits in his staggeringly beautiful mustache.
Tan: Rednecks dont have to pay per tanning bed session. They get relaxation and nice color for free.
Braids: Rows, pigtails, fishtails, or french braids take care of that messy hair all day long so you never need to worry about it. Just go to your rubber band drawer and you’re set.
Thick Eyeliner: It is so attractive to cake your eyes with eyeliner. Who doesn’t like a woman with at least, at LEAST, half an inch of eyeliner on their eyes.
The Mullet: Certainly not least of all white trash styles is the Mullet. That all-encompassing hairstyle that has transcended the ceiling of trendiness and secured for itself a throne in hairstyle glory. Wear on Redneck, wear on!
