The Best White Trash Styles

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Frosted Pink Lipstick: Day or night, youll always look wet n wild. Plus, the frosted lipstick lasts the longest. You can eat a whole hoagy and that stuff will still be on.

Nail Art: Fake nails with intricate designs are a redneck must. Extra points for rockin out your tips out with rhinestones.

True Ripped Jeans: Rednecks mock those who have to buy the fake, designer worn/ripped jeans because they have an endless supply of truly haggard jeans from all sorts of tough activities.

Wife Beater: This almost see through tank top has many practical functions. It goes well with just about anything you can think of, it allows for easy BO ventilation, hides stains easily and above all is very very sexy.

Dyed Blonde Hair with Dark Roots: How can you not be attracted to the audacious apathy associated with this daring and oh so sexy hair style?

Mustaches: Just saving a snack for later! So says Jeb (the owner of the local Diner ‘Jebs Diner”) about the food bits in his staggeringly beautiful mustache.

Tan: Rednecks dont have to pay per tanning bed session. They get relaxation and nice color for free.

Braids: Rows, pigtails, fishtails, or french braids take care of that messy hair all day long so you never need to worry about it. Just go to your rubber band drawer and you’re set.

Thick Eyeliner: It is so attractive to cake your eyes with eyeliner. Who doesn’t like a woman with at least, at LEAST, half an inch of eyeliner on their eyes.

The Mullet: Certainly not least of all white trash styles is the Mullet. That all-encompassing hairstyle that has transcended the ceiling of trendiness and secured for itself a throne in hairstyle glory. Wear on Redneck, wear on!

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